Reviewed
by: Freddy
and Eddy
Could any sex toy justify spending 100 bucks?
We just had to find out. This product claims
to have 2 million dollars of research, the
ONLY product endorsement of the big kahuna
of sex - Dr. Ruth - herself, and GUARANTEES
the Big O to ANY and ALL women who dare to
open their pocketbooks to such extravegance.
We just couldn't resist. We placed our order
and waited. And waited. Unfortunately, a load
of folks must've gotten the same idea, as
the Eroscillator was backordered, making us
wait almost 6 weeks for its arrival. Luckily
for Eddy, it arrived the day after her pocket
rocket finally shook its last clitoris (it
gave out after 5 years of faithful service).
That evening, we plugged it in and gave it
a test run.
First,
the facts. The Eroscillator 2 is about 12"
long and 2" in diameter. It is visually
appealing and noticably sturdy (an unconditional
one year guarantee is standard). The entire
unit houses the motor assembly and the actual
stimulation comes from a very small tip which
installs by easily plugging in at one end.
There are actually two flexible attachments
that come standard, each with different functions
(ball&cup for nipples and G-spot penetration
and cluster&cockscomb for clitoral stimulation).
There are other attachments available to purchase
as well. For our first tryout, we decided
to stick with the cluster&cockscomb and
focus on the clit. Like the Magic Wand, the
Eroscillator 2 is powered by electricity,
so it can reach and sustain earth shaking
power levels and the cord is a conveniently
long 12 feet. This is not to be understated.
The length of the cord enables lots of freedom
to move around, which is a big plus when the
heat turns up. The manual is excellent and
offers a great primer for novices and experts
alike. Finally, it is relatively quiet for
such a large and powerful device, so we weren't
concerned with waking up our little one as
we ventured up the warp factors.
The
product literature takes great pains to point
out that the Eroscillator is NOT a vibrator.
In fact, it actually ocsillates (moves back
and forth) between 2200 and 3600 oscillations
per minute. Eddy definitely did not think
it felt like any of her other vibrators. However,
she can't actually explain the difference.
On the one hand, it's more intense than the
small battery vibes she's tried, but on the
other it seems to penetrate deeper than the
more powerful toys in her collection as well.
We can only conclude that the oscillations
that they claim make a difference, do indeed
MAKE a big difference. I have to admit, after
seeing Eddy try and enjoy so many toys, it
was amazing that this one could actually stand
out and deliver the goods. For me, the design
of having the small tip doing the work made
the Eroscillator surprisingly nimble for use
during intercourse. Eddy seemed pretty comfortable
maneuvering it in almost every sexual position
imaginable. The large size was appealing to
Eddy as it made for easy control and manipulation,
especially during partner play.
In
conclusion, this toy is a must have. 100 dollars
does seem like a lot of money to spend on
a sex toy, but when one considers the quality,
versatility, and great pleasure payoff that
comes with it, the cost seems a pittance.
Especially if you factor in all the money
you'll save NOT purchasing other, less effective
toys.
Want to purchase an Eroscillator 2? Click
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