Reviewed
by: Jenne
Once
in a blue moon a new gadget or toy will catch
my eye and beg me to review it. The Audi-Oh
just happens to be such a toy and one with
something of a twist to it. The twist comes
in the fact that the Audi-Oh vibrates to sound.
Sounds too good to be true if you ask me,
but I admit I was intrigued so you just know
I had to order one.
As
with most things I was skeptical when this
first arrived four days later in a plain box.
For some strange reason I envisioned the Audi-Oh
as being bigger than it actually is. I had
visions of amplifiers that rocked the roofs,
which just goes to prove that watching VH1
can be hazardous to your perspective of real
life. Instead of Aoerosmith's guitar amp.
what sat inside the box was a black box, which
measured in at 3x2.5 inches, making it no
heavy weight. Also included were a small bullet
vibe, a silicone butterfly sleeve with harness,
and a set of instructions that for once were
in English and not Japanese.
I
read the instructions like a good reviewer
should, and they were easy to understand,
which is always a good start. These don't
come with the 9-volt battery that is required
to run them, so be warned and have one ready.
The one battery I didn't have in the house
was... you guessed it a 9-volt, and I admit
I'm impatient and robbed one from the smoke
alarm. [It's replaced again now and I don’t
recommend that you do this, hence the warning]
With the battery in place and the wire inserted
into the correct terminal, I was ready to
go.
The
Audi-Oh has two settings, one is a continuous
vibe and is variable speed, and the other
enables it to respond to sounds. It wasn't
long before I was breathing into the small
black box and watching the bullet dance in
my hand. Ohhhhhh.... I liked this already.
Of course I had to show the rest of the family
and ran into the kitchen. This was a huge
hit with everyone and I admit my kids were
intrigued. I told them it was a science project
and they happily spent the next ten minutes
blowing into the box and watching the bullet
slither and dance around the table.
Once
I eventually pried it out of their grasp and
they were safely tucked up in bed I decided
to take the Audi-Oh for a real test run. I'm
not sure if I'm stupid or not but I had real
trouble with the elastic harnesses that are
supplied with many of the remote controlled
toys. They never seem to quite have enough
connections and figuring out which hole goes
around which loop is not much fun either.
But I eventually figured out a way to get
the harness on, and the butterfly complete
with bullet vibe in place. After feeding the
cord through my skirt, I clipped the little
black box onto the waistband and I was ready
to go.
So
I turned her on and walked around the room.
Whooooo now this is different. Every time
I moved, my shirt would rub against the black
box and in turn the vibe would work it's magic.
“Oh, yeah. I like this,” was my
first reaction. So I tried standing near the
stereo and seeing what would happen. Sure
enough my new toy reacted right on cue. Now
this was fun. It was like having Aerosmith's
amp attached to my waist and connected to
my clit. It was my idea of heaven, seeing
as Stephen Tyler is already taken -)) The
volume and duration of the sound determined
the strength of the vibe. I did discover if
you want a continuous vibe that you can do
this with the first setting. Actually what
I really liked was having both settings on
at once, as when a sound hit the mic, it increased
the buzz of the vibe for it's duration and
made for a little more excitement. This wasn't
actually as noisy as I thought it might have
been either. It does pack a pretty powerful
punch considering its size, although not quite
enough to put me over the edge. I might even
be persuaded to take this one out shopping
with me.
Another
way I discovered to use the Audi-o was in
the car. If I perched the black box near the
stereo, driving took on whole new dimension,
as did riding home from the store -)) I don't
suggest you do this too often as it is a little
distracting and it's probably safer when someone
else is driving.
The
Audi-O also comes with the option of being
able to plug it directly into your personal
stereo, although you will need to buy a Y-adaptor
to do this. I actually got enough buzz out
of it that I never did try this option.
Eventually
I let Hubby in on the act, partly because
when I first inserted the bullet into the
butterfly I forgot to add some lube. Man,
was that thing hard to get out of there!!
Eventually he managed to pry it from its cocoon
and we set about playing some games together
with just the bullet. Simply having him breath
into the box was nice and extremely erotic
for starters. When things heated up and we
got down to business it was fun having him
talk dirty and the bullet between us reacting
to his every word. He liked this toy a lot
too, although he did want to take it apart
and discover just how it worked, which is
not my idea of after play but...
What's
it all add up to?
I loved the Audi-Oh. It's different, it's
fun, and it’s quiet and comfortable.
Although I would like a different harness,
as I prefer the only elastic around my waist
to be the ones holding my panties up, but
that really is just a personal quirk. I can
see this being popular on the dance floors
in many clubs over the coming months and years.
This was another of those toys that actually
lives up to the manufacturers claims and there
seems to be more of those coming onto the
market thankfully.
If
they can make the Audi-oh without the need
for a wire of any kind my guess is this will
be one of the hottest toys to hit the stores
or at least the net this year. The possibilities
for this type of technology are endless and
I'm glad that someone has finally come up
with a product that delivers. If you are used
to stronger vibes then this might not be enough
for you, but it does make for a great foreplay
tool, that's for sure.
I
will say that the song, "She Bops"
by Cindy Lauper should be the company’s
theme tune as the Audi-Oh gives the song a
whole new dimension. Now, if you'll excuse
me I have a science experiment to carry out...
You
can purchase the Audi-Oh by clicking on the
image above or Here.
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