Reviewed
By: Jenne
"It's close to midnight and something's
lurking under the bed sheets.
You see a sign that almost stops your heart.
You try to scream but the pleasure takes the
sound before you can make it.
You start to freeze, as orgasm looks you right
between the eyes, you’re paralyzed!
Cause it's the thriller, the crystal thriller!"
Okay,
okay, I was having a Michael Jackson moment
then umm I guess we'd better get to the review,
but I'll be honest, the lyrics above do about
describe the effects the Crystal Thriller
had on Hubby and myself.
Although
we'd played with the older-style cock rings
before, we had never played with a tickler/girth
enhancer and erection ring - but we’re
game for most things and this looked like
it could be a good game to play.
The
Crystal Thriller is made from a new kind of
material called Senso, that is part jelly
and part silicone, and the first thing we
noticed was this ring felt nothing like anything
we had ever tried before. Senso makes this
toy amazingly pliable, it almost felt like
a cross between Jell-O and Play dough and
yet no matter how hard we stretched it, squeezed
it or turned it inside out it always sprang
back to the same shape. Another thing we noticed
immediately was the really nice citrus smell
to it.
It
wasn't hard to figure out how we were supposed
to use the Crystal Thriller but I was glad
to see the instructions on the back of the
package told us to use plenty of lube. So
armed with a big bottle of Watermelon flavored
Wet lube and our Crystal Thriller we set about
taking it into the playground and giving it
a whirl.
In
our experience, the older-style cock rings
have always been hard to put on, mainly because
the materials used to make them are so stiff.
The Crystal Thriller took some getting used
to but for different reasons. The Senso material
is so pliable; I could put both my thumbs
into it and peel it back, and simply slip
it into place. The hardest part was making
it stay there! Hubby is uncircumcised and
every time his foreskin pushed back up when
I let go, the Crystal Thriller would come
up with it and spring off.
At
one stage, we thought we may have broken the
world record for the furthest distance a man
could shoot a penis enhancer across a room.
If we held it in place, of course this didn't
happen. It did make for a bucket full of laughs
and what use are toys and a playground without
a couple of kids laughing in it?
We
finally figured out the more lube we used
the easier it stayed on (not that Hubby didn’t
enjoy me holding it there anyway!). His words
were “It's tight but in a nice tight-fitting
way,” mixed in with a few Oooo's and
arhhhs. After we finally got it under control,
we actually tested it for what it was supposed
to be used for -))
The
Crystal Thriller has graduated ridges that
run down one side of it, when I turned them
upwards and sat on Hubby, I could really feel
the difference these made as well as the ring
itself as they made him feel slightly bigger
and also harder. Actually, it felt really
good, I'm happy to report and with me on top,
it made for some great sensations. Even just
sitting and rocking back and forth brought
some different sensations and we both found
it comfortable and unobtrusive to the point
we didn't even realize it was there after
a while apart from the ridges hitting the
right spots.
Even
when we rolled over and changed positions
and became more aggressive the Crystal Thriller
stayed in place and I when the final thrilling
moment came for Hubby, it wasn't hard to see
that he enjoyed the whole experience.
What's
it all add up to?
We both agree that we love this toy. For something
so simple, it can give some great thrills
and produce some wonderful sensations. Yes,
it did take some getting used to as regards
the amount of lube we had to use, but it was
a bucket-load of fun watching it spring into
action and even more fun once we had that
down to pat.
Another
plus was that it was easy to clean. Simply
turn it inside out and wash it, what could
be simpler than that? Senso is a great material
and one that I hope to see more of in the
toy world, especially when it comes to the
boys’ toys. Hubby is not easily impressed
but he also enjoyed playing with this and
has taken it solo a couple of times since
we tested it together for this review. His
reports are this is great as it hugs closely
and works like a sheath, giving some extra
friction which make solo more pleasurable
as a guy.
This
is actually a toy that is fun for couples,
won't break the bank and might even provide
you with a few laughs as it did us. A definite
on our favorite list from now on...
You
can purchase the Crystal Thriller by clicking
on the image above or HERE.
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