Reviewed
By: Jenne
First
Impressions
I admit I was more than intrigued when the
FedEx guy delivered one of the largest boxes
we'd seen in a long time to our front door
four days after we placed our order with the
people at Liberator shapes. We'd heard some
good things about the company and it's products
and eventually curiosity had gotten the better
off us. We decided to see if they lived up
to their claims of being able to make our
sex lives better.
As
Hubby and I slowly but surely set about dismantling
the box and it's contents my excitement grew.
First thing we were greeted by was a small
package that contained a video tape, a booklet
and some money off vouchers if we decided
to purchase more of the shapes in the liberator
range. We had plumped for what we were promised
was the companies most popular items, the
ramp and wedge combo. Hubby and I flicked
through the booklet, which was a refreshing
change from the ones that so often accompany
sex products, as it was actually erotic without
being pornographic. Each page showed how we
could use the various shapes in the Liberator
range and we spent a good few minutes laughing
and discussing which position we might try
first, after moving onto the much bigger issue
of extracting the shapes themselves.
What
we found as we delved deeper into the box
were essentially two triangular shapes encased
in plastic wrapping. It wasn't long before
the plastic was removed and we looked at each
other as we realized that the shapes came
complete with waterproof tote bags. I'm known
for my less than dirty mind and at this point
I found my thoughts drifting towards long
summer drives to secluded beaches and woods
or even our own backyard. Oh, the endless
possibilities!! But back to the task at hand,
so to speak.
After
unzipping the tote bags we were greeted with
a royal blue velvet material that just begged
to be touched. Soft and inviting is the only
way I can describe this particular covering.
I was also pleased to find that this cover
was also removable and was machine washable,
which is always good for those of us who like
the occasional dose of messy sex. It was becoming
more obvious by the second that these where
a lot more than simple cushions and a lot
of thought had gone into them.
I
felt a bit like a kid with one of those Russian
doll sets as I unzipped the soft cover and
discovered yet another cover beneath it. This
one consisted of a satin type material, was
slippery to the touch and again washable and
removable. Was this the last cover or was
there more? You just know I had to look and
it was the last cover as I found the foam
itself beneath. This wasn't any more ordinary
than the cushions themselves. While I'm not
a foam expert I do know dense foam when I
see it and this was about as dense as it comes.
I'm also pleased to be able to report that
this was also fire retardant although the
details of how I discovered that fact will
remain with Hubby and myself to the grave
-))
So,
as you've probably gathered by now, we were
so far impressed and couldn't wait to try
out the many positions the combination of
shapes promised we could easily obtain. Before
we began watching the accompanying videotape
we tried every which way to get both the shapes
to collapse, but try as we might we couldn't
and I'm no lightweight. We soon gave up and
after placing the ramp on the bed settled
back to watch the tape. The video opened with
a scantily clad couple [Much to Hubby’s
disappointment, he likes naked darn it!] who
take us step by step, showing us what this
product could do and how best to use it to
get the most bang for our buck. It was short
and sweet, but we were both raring to try
the techniques by the time it came to an end.
We couldn't wait to try out this version of
‘geometric sex’, which we had dubbed
it.
The
Road Test
One of the first things we had to decide was
just how to best position the shapes in order
to obtain the optimum position angle and more
importantly the right comfortable level for
us. It took a little adjusting and butt moving,
but we soon discovered that there was no sliding
the shapes up and down, as you would expect.
The fabric is engineered so that it almost
sticks together, allowing for some pretty
heavy play without it moving.
Finally
we had the shapes positioned and were ready
to try the heart to heart shape but not before
Hubby noted how this particular position was
good for taking pictures of certain areas
of my body! I could see his point and although
I was inclined on my back I had a remarkable
amount of freedom and my head was firmly supported
by the wedge that was nestled at the bottom
of the ramp. I did feel a bit vulnerable in
this position and expected the camera to be
pointed and clicked at any moment but instead
was greeted by a soft warm tongue licking
it's way up my thighs. Oral sex suddenly took
on a more comfortable light as I lay back
and let his tongue do the walking and as he
remarked later, it was a lot easier on his
neck that the normal lying flat position.
It wasn't long before we got down to some
serious business and I have to say the extra
angle definitely made for better penetration
not to mention it was easier on his back.
We gave this position some serious pushing
and shoving, puffing and blowing but those
shapes just wouldn't budge.
We
then tried the puppy love position. I love
any kind of rear action, but Hubby’s
not normally keen as he's a bit taller than
me, and the angles tend not to be good for
us. Not so any more!! Hubby’s only complaint
was that it was hard on his knees as we'd
by then moved from the bed to the floor and
we forgot to put down a mat over the carpet.
As this position only involved the ramp we
ended up just throwing it on the floor before…Oh
use your imagination... -))
You
just know I had to test the ramp and wedge
combo with the soft cover removed and that's
what we did the following night. We added
a little massage oil into the mix this time
and Hubby laid back as I gave him a massage
before I went for a joy ride! I'm not sure
I would actually recommend this one but it
was wet, slippery and fun to be sure. We sort
of ended up sliding up and down on the satin
material but it made for a hell of a lot of
fun, a few laughs, and some great sex to be
sure.
What's
It All Add Up To?
Since
that first night we've worked our way through
the booklet and invented a few more of our
own. The shapes do take a little getting used
to, but once you have them pegged they are
a great way to enhance your lovemaking. Geometric
sex has its definite advantages and trust
us when we say you can't beat soft, comfortable,
and angled sex. What used to be ordinary mundane
positions took on a new light when the Liberator
shapes were added into the mix.
Although
it's been a little too cold so far to take
them outside for a test run you can be sure
they will be accompanying us on any camping/beach
trips we take this summer -)) They were versatile,
light weight, easy to clean and added a whole
new dimension to our lovemaking, which makes
them a winner in our book.
One
word of warning though and we found this out
the hard way. Keep these away from the kids
who see the shapes and think playground!!
Soft warm, plush playground at that. We now
keep ours under lock and key in our bedroom.
Don't say we didn't warn you!
While
we were both skeptical about the Liberator
shapes to begin with, we wouldn't be without
them now. These are one of the best products
we've tested so far and they certainly live
up to the manufacturer's claims, which made
for a nice change. Ideal for people of all
shapes and sizes, Liberator shapes and geometric
sex will never go out of fashion in our bedroom,
back yard or wherever we decide to use them...
You
can purchase ' Liberator Shapes Bedroom Adventure
Gear.' by clicking on any of the images above
or HERE.
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