Reviewed
by: Jenne
Pyrex:
If like me the mere mention of that word concurs
up images of casseroles and kitchens, then
I hope this review makes you look at this
material in a new light. As I've been finding
out of the past few months, there are a few
innovative companies that have taken Pyrex
out of the kitchen and into the bedroom.
While
I'm no Martha Stewart in the Kitchen, when
it comes to the bedroom with the right tools
and ingredients I can cook up a mean midnight
snack and Pyrex is fast becoming part of my
staple diet. So when I was asked to review
a dildo by the name of Mr Blue Skies, I more
than jumped at the chance.
I
had no idea what Mr Blue Skies looked like
as when he arrived courtesy of my favorite
UPS guy, but I couldn't wait to investigate
my latest addition. After I'd dug through
the packaging I was greeted with a very classy,
well padded green velour pouch that held my
new toy. The best was yet to come though as
I was soon to discover, as Mr Blue Skies emerged
from his padded nest and proceeded to put
a smile on my face. He really was a true work
of art as well as feeling good to the touch.
Most
of my other Pyrex dildo's possess smooth shafts
and are fairly long. My Blue skies however
has a smaller, thicker, rounded shaft but
the icing on the cake or the top of his shaft
to be more exact is the 1.60" ball that
is a wonderful shade of green. Another difference
between him and my other toys is the green/blue
bobbles that are peppered around the shaft.
I had a feeling that Mr Blue Skies and I were
going it get along just fine as he glinted
back at me.
Armed
with my favorite lube and my new found friend,
I had all the right ingredients to hopefully
cook up a storm in my bedroom, and that's
exactly where I headed next.
Simply
because Mr Blue Skies has such a wide ball
at the top, I figured it was probably a good
idea to get at least somewhat aroused before
attempting to use him for the first time.
So I let me fingers do the walking for a while
before adding him into the by now slightly
moistened mix. It did take a bit of adjusting
to take his width but once inside the oven,
he felt so good and I felt my temperature
rising as the bobbles began to work their
magic. If chocolate chip cookies make the
difference between great fudge brownies and
just ordinary ones, the bobbles on Mr Blue
Sky had the same effect on me. They felt divine
and the more I twisted and moved him inside
me the better they felt. He also gave me that
wonderful full feeling that only a dildo of
his width can do.
I never did quite take his full length but
by this time I as past the point of caring.
He had the ability to hit my g-spot and when
I practiced my kegel exercises on him, it
was sheer bliss all the way.
A
few days later, I decided to test out the
other properties of Pyrex, it's ability to
hold heat and coolness. Despite what you may
have been told do not put Pyrex in the freezer,
instead I suggest you simply place it in the
fridge for a few minutes. It doesn't take
long to become cool and it certainly adds
a new dimension to his performance. Slowly
he will warm up to your own body temperature
but this can take a while and he's a whole
lot more exciting than butter but just as
slick.
On the other end of the scale I tried warming
him in a bowl of warm water. This effect I
wasn't so keen on I decided. I personally
preferred the icy coolness of the refrigerated
version of this recipe, but you might like
either and it's always nice to have the option.
What's
it all add up to?
If you enjoy dildos and especially if you
like thick ones that really give you that
full feeling after eating them Mr Blue Skies
is right up your alley. He's also extremely
handsome, so handsome in fact that he now
sits in my new china cabinet in the corner
of the kitchen -)) There are just some things
that are too good to hide away in the cupboard
in my opinion and this type of Pyrex is not
the sort I want to hide away.
Hubby
and I have decided because of Mr Blue Skies
girth this was a toy for me rather than him,
but he's had plenty of fun watching me squirm
with delight as I mixed my special recipe.
He's also enjoyed putting him in the fridge
before hand and surprising me over the dinner
table with him -)) Foreplay can be soo much
fun...
I
did find I had to be fairly aroused before
I used him, as his extra thickness made him
difficult to insert otherwise, but it was
well worth the effort.
Their are two things about glass toys that
often get overlooked when comparing them to
others types of material. They are non porous
which means when you add lube into the mix
it will go for miles and everything becomes
very slick. The other is that glass is probably
the easiest of all the toy materials to clean
and lets face it who wants to spends hours
in the kitchen after a midnight feast -))
I know I don't! A quick rinse with soap and
water is all that is required and your ready
to go back to bed.
Like all good ingredients he's not got a cheap
price tag but he will with care outlast any
other type of material and in my not so humble
opinion is well worth the investment. He'll
pay you back dividends, if you just give him
the love and care he deserves.
You can purchase your own Mr Blue Skies by
either clicking HERE
or on the image above.
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