Reviewed
By: Jenne
First
Impressions:
I've rarely been more intrigued by a sex
toy that I was by the French Kiss kit, but
nothing prepared me for the reality of this
little gem as I opened the package. I'd
seen the pictures and knew it resembled
a tongue, but I guess I just hadn't expected
it to look quite so realistic as I pulled
it from the package. Images from Silence
of the Lambs invaded my head as I held it
in my hand and laughed.
Included
in the kit was a silver bullet vibe. Okay,
I admit I couldn't resist the urge to try
it out. It wasn't long before I had the
two AA batteries inserted and pushed the
vibe into the hole at the bottom of the
dildo. I held the tongue in the palm of
my hand and turned it on. Whoo….
Solo Play:
I admit it, this was the first time I had
ever experienced silicone as a material
for sex toys. I have to tell you it won't
be my last, as I'm hooked. Smooth to the
touch, it's real beauty and I soon found
out, lies in the fact that it warms to your
body temperature as you use it. It also
transmits vibrations extremely evenly. The
beauty of this is that as you use the tip
of the tongue it feels as though there is
a smooth tongue flick gently across your
clitoris. This was one buzz I really enjoyed.
I found it easy to hold at the flared base
which in turn made it easy to maneuver.
I could either choose long caressing strokes
with my tongue or I could just use the tip.
Both produced exquisite sensations, coupled
with a vivid imagination this made using
this toy a wonderful experience. I did find
that adding a little lubrication to the
whole process made for a wonderful change,
just make sure you use a water based lube.
Because the vibrator has variable power,
you can control the strength of the sensations
it produces. This is something that I loved.
As
a lover of all things anal, I thought I'd
put this baby to the test in that area as
well. I'm told that this dildo was adapted
from a butt plug so this seemed a logical
thing to do. Without the vibe attached,
this made for an interesting sensation.
Most butt plugs are round by design, this
one is, well it's tongue shaped, so that
in itself made the sensations different.
If you're not used to anything anal then
go slowly, use lots of lube and be careful.
Thankfully there is no danger of losing
this baby because of its flared base, always
something I watch for when using toys in
this area. If you're less adventurous then
try using the tongue with the vibe attached
along your perineum and anus, with all the
nerve endings that are packed into these
areas you are in for some intense sensations.
Another
great thing about this toy was how easy
it was to clean and simple is a word a like
when it comes to toy cleaning. You can pop
it in the dishwasher, [I couldn't test this
out as I don't own a dishwasher though boohoohoo!]
or simply wash it with soap and water and
leave it to air dry. A word of warning about
storage though, if you have small kids don't
let them find this or they might just freak
out -))
Partner
Play:
Fun, fun and more fun is all I can tell
you when it comes to the French kiss and
the partner play. Although some men may
find the thought of taking a tongue to bed
strange, I urge you to try it. If you enjoy
mutual masturbation with your partner then
you could ask her to show her how she likes
to use it. Think of this as a great way
great way to explore oral sex and how she
enjoys it without having to actually use
your own tongue-))
I
soon discovered that I was not the only
one that enjoyed its vibrations when on
low speed. With a little lubrication added
and some experimentation he soon decided
he loved this toy almost as much as I did.
Combined with a little oral of our own this
toy was a definite winner in our bedroom.
Something
we discovered was that because silicone
adapts so well to it's environment you could
put the French Kiss in the fridge and leave
it for a few minutes and it would come out
cold, surprise, surprise! But the really
neat part was that once applied it the nipples
or any other area of the body it soon warmed
to the person's body temperature. So it
acted almost like an ice cube but without
the freezer burn. In fact, if you placed
a bucket of ice cubes next to the bed and
placed it in it then applied it. It made
for a delicious variation! Don't forget
it's fully insertable as well which was
also pleasurable.
What's
it all add up to?
In all, both of us loved the French Kiss
Kit. It's versatile and good value for money,
[around $35] but most of all it's fun. If
like us, you are inventive when it comes
to the bedroom then the only thing that
limits you is your imagination when it comes
to using this toy. If I were marooned on
a desert island then this would be one toy
I wouldn't want to be without, that's for
sure. Despite my initial hesitations, this
little baby is never far from my bedside
anymore! Whether you're looking for a solo
play toy or partner play you'll have to
go a long way before you find something
that beats this creation.
You
can purchase the French Kiss Kit by clicking
on the image above or Here.
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